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Dont stay in bed unless you can make money in bed George Burns You can also do your homework in bed. Careful girls its not a game.

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. With freedom comes responsibility. For the person who is unwilling to grow up the person who does not want to carry is own weight this. Martin Luther King Jr.

Here are 45 funny life quotes by some well-known funny men and women on life that will enthuse you. I am an American. Not revolution but restoration.

It had been days since Hayley watched MasterChef Junior with me. You dont score until you score -Coach Marshall This one time at band camp I stuck a flute in my pussy -Michelle I would like to make an announcement. Americas present need is not heroics but healing.

Now hes running around talking loud sht about how he wants out of La Eme. If you find Ive included a meme that you created and I didnt give you credit or you want to remove your meme please contact me. President John Adams 12.

A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein Norman. Soviet infantry manual issued in the 1930s. Its only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

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Eight years old making a souffle. I guess we know who isnt a genius 02 of 13 Torrin Polk University of Houston Wide Receiver. A great idea isnt it.

Hilarious American Memes. 01 of 13 Joe Theismann ESPN Announcer and Former NFL Quarterback David Madison Photographers Choice RFGetty Images Nobody in football should be called a genius. Careful Girls Game Break.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more. America was not built on fear. Its the best game and we need a goddamn break.

See more ideas about bones funny laugh quotes. That punk got you kicked back in the hole set us all back. Loyalty to government when it deserves it Author Mark Twain 13.

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Nov 15 2018 - Thoughts for the day. Our mistreatment was just not right and I was tired of it. I have a lot of growing up to do.

I feel lethal on the verge of frenzy. I dont wanna waste my magic on you I can do you with my hands. I hear Little Puppets name is on a piece of paper ese.

My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed -Jim. Rosa Parks 2.

Something horrible is happening inside of me and I dont know why. I told her Id wait for her but I didnt. Is he related to Albert.

DateRatesCommentsRandom more on this quote La Eme took a long time earningthe respect in this place and if we wanna keep it we gotta showsome class Edward James Olmos- Montoya Santana. I realized that the other day inside my fort Zach Galifianakis 2. Freedom makes a huge requirement of every human being.

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Peyton made a souffle.

I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. If youre walking down the right path and youre willing to keep walking eventually youll make progress. America was built on courage on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.

Im taking it off ese. Free born and free bred where I acknowledge no man as my. Love please fake actress.

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